Man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie after all he’s your son
My mates cat lost his eye in a fight a while back. He gave him false one to give his confidence a little boost fake eye
In 2009 Irish police found they had more than 50 motoring offences recorded for someone called prawo jazdy it turned out that it means driving license in Polish
A threesome? No thanks if I wanted to disappoint two people at once I’d go out to dinner with my parents Pakalu Papito
Crabs be my fellow crustaceans I am the crab lord
McDonalds employee fired for placing his mixtapes in children’s happy meals
Bill gates was a drop out yeah but he dropped out of harvard not 11th grade intensive reading
Deletes facebook account leaves social media lives in Himalayas pigeon comes with a note Candy Crush request