For air bag test keep tailgating TIR sign
If life gives you lemons a simple surgery can give you melons sign
My love is like a candle – if you forget me I will burn your house down
Is this heaven? No, it’s Iowa, travel safely. Street sign
Immature is a word that boring people use to describe fun people Will Ferrel quote
Poem about me: I hate people, I wish I was drunk. The end
For every cigarette you smoke God takes hour away from your life and gives it to Keith Richards
Each time you open a book and read it a tree smiles knowing theres life after death
Woman accused of attacking her husband with several of his guitars. First offender? She replied: no first a Gibson, second a Fender
Never in the history of calming down has anyone ever actually calmed down by being told to calm down