Taylor Swift when running Taylor Slow
Hobbit hobbyte word play
When you first meet her and wonder why is she single vs 4 months into the relationship and now you understand why Obama
Football player: ref hi hit me I can’t walk anymore, bitch please crashed F1 car bolid
Run in tights looking like Burj Khalifa funny coincidence
Female, male, programmer sign comparison
When a giant boss appears there are two types of people: 1. please don’t kill me, 2. bring it on
If bees go extinct: earth is dead, if humans go extinct: earth flourishes
Woman looking great or like shit. I’m either left or right there’s no in between
Normal people flirting: hey you’re cute we should go out sometime. Me trying to flirt: so do you like bread?