Minute memes

The biggest lie I tell myself five more minutes
Me risking my job, career and future to to get an extra 15 minutes of sleep Donald Duck
I’ll be there in 5 minutes, are you ready?
If you think that a minute goes by really fast you’ve never done a plank
Women can argue for 3 straight hours but 2 minutes into a BJ and her jaws hurts confused man meme
My morning routine includes 10 minutes of sitting on my bed and thinking about how tired I am
A galapagos tortoise can live up to 200 years and not enjoy a minute of it
If you start your work now you’ll have plenty of time and you won’t be stressing out at the last minute, me: nah, life begging