Minute memes

A galapagos tortoise can live up to 200 years and not enjoy a minute of it
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If you start your work now you’ll have plenty of time and you won’t be stressing out at the last minute, me: nah, life begging
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Brain: the joke happened 10 minutes ago, it isn’t funny anymore. Me still laughing Spongebob
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Bear attack tip: if attacked play dead, it will be good practice for when you die a couple minutes later
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When you order a taxi but it turns up within 5 minutes. Drinking beer in a hurry
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Honestly thought my cat was a shampoo bottle for a solid five minutes scared cute cat in bathroom
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Me: aw, your baby is cute, how old is it? She’s 34 weeks old, do you have time? Sure, it’s 972 minutes past midnight
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Actual programming vs debating 30 minutes on how to name a variable Drake meme
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