Minute memes

Okay it’s 7 AM I should get up, just five seconds, five minutes, five hours, five days, five years
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When you’ve hit snooze 80 times and you have 3 minutes to leave the house
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Your baby is cute, how old is it? She’s 34 weeks old, do you have time? Sure, it’s 972 minutes past midnight
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When you hit snooze 80 times and now you’ve got 3 minutes to leave the house sad man
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When you get up after spending forty six minutes on the toilet looking at memes old grandpa
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Outting cucumbers in your water won’t offset the fact that you chugged 8 vodka sprites in under 30 minutes last night Susan Kermit the frog
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Sick of commentators saying you couldn’t write a script like this. If people can write scripts about dystopian future they can write about scoring last minute equaliser
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Wish I was as brave as my kid who ate zero bites of her dinner and asked my wife for a snack 6 minutes after the table was clear
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