Minute memes

Outting cucumbers in your water won’t offset the fact that you chugged 8 vodka sprites in under 30 minutes last night Susan Kermit the frog
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Sick of commentators saying you couldn’t write a script like this. If people can write scripts about dystopian future they can write about scoring last minute equaliser
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Wish I was as brave as my kid who ate zero bites of her dinner and asked my wife for a snack 6 minutes after the table was clear
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Gym there’s a new machine, I used it for 30 minutes started to feel sick it does everything: Kitkat, Mars bars, Snickers, Twix
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Smoking a cigarette reduces your expected lifespan by 11 minutes, its not much but every little bit helps
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Disabled parking only: I am pregnant, only shop for 2 minutes, my back is sore – not a disability sign
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Code for six minutes, debug for six hours programming
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Dude stayed 40 minutes after the test: I’m just absorbing the reality that ill have to live withmy parents for the rest of my life
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