Diet memes

Diet spoon
Diet tip: your pants won’t get too tight if you don’t wear any
My sister finished her first day of diet today so I celebrated by filling the fridge with her favourite snacks
Eggs are fantastic for a fitness diet. Don’t like the taste? Add cocoa butter flour and bake for 30 minutes cake
My pick. Fat dietitian recommends chocolate bars
When you are finally ready for a diet plan that actually works the communist manifesto
How’s the diet going? Not good, I had eggs for breakfast. Scrambled? Cadbury’s
How’s the diet going? fat cat