Diet memes

Gets plenty of exercise drinks pure water breathes free air eats organic diet dead by age 35 ancient human
Yes I have a balanced diet a glass of wine in each hand
I was on a diet for a month and all I lost was 30 days Pakalu Papito
My diet could be described as unchaperoned child at birthday party
Vodka diet lose 3 days in 1 week
Russian diet
Diet spoon
Diet tip: your pants won’t get too tight if you don’t wear any