Katie, you know I have a crush on you, will you go to prom with me? Circle your answer: yes, definitely yes, no
But my heart is big, I can’t ride a heart disappointed woman
When you promised her a romantic night but the whole squad is online
Couples that fart together stay together
That moment when you remarry but you can still keep the old photo on your desk. Muslim woman wearing burka
Donald Trump I wouldn’t deport you Valentine’s day card
I will name him George, and I’ll love him and pet him and squeeze him and never let him go terrified cat
Don’t search for heaven and hell in the future, both are now present: love without expectations is heaven, fight hate is hell