Love your parents, we are so busy growing up that we often forget they are also growing old
How many people have a crush on you? Month in which you were born
Darling how sad that you’re a mermaid and we can’t make love. Oh, but mermaids just wear suits that we can take off easily
Steel OMG I’m melting jet fuel giving a flower and a heart
Love is like a fart, if you have to force it it’s probably shit
People who have been single for too long are the hardest to love, it takes extraordinary to convince them that they need you in their life
Love, fear, spiritual realm, mental realm, physical realm explained infographic graph
Find someone just as lazy as you and spend the rest of your life with them. Grandpa on a skateboard towed by grandma