Sleeping next to someone you love makes you fall asleep faster reduces depression and helps you live longer man sleeping on a pizza
When I get a blocked nose I fully sit and think about times then my nose wasn’t blocked and how I took it for granted
4000 years of medicine: eat this root, say this prayer, drink this potion, swallow this pill, take this antibiotic, eat this root
Diagnose: very good dog. Cute dog with vet
Drinking in America, drinking in Germany drinking in Ethiopia comparison dark humor
Doctor: I’ve got good news and bad news. Karen is leaving you for another man. Me: and the good news? Doctor: I am picking her up at 7
My dad who has been in a coma for 3 months and presumed dead texted me this: I lived bitch selfie
Is Sarah disturbed? No but she is down with the sickness