Me: I’m going to be healthy. Breakfast: fruit, lunch: sandwich, dinner: salad, midnight snack: large pizza, mac and cheese, a bucket of ice cream
Color blindness test Pepe the frog meme
Doctor: your x-ray showed broken rib but we fixed it with photoshop
When the doctors says you only have 1 hour left to live hurry up looking at a watch
Sleeping next to someone you love makes you fall asleep faster reduces depression and helps you live longer
Heart he protects, but he also attacks heart attack
Being sarcastic can add up to 3 years to your life sarcasm is extremely healthy for the mind
Peanuts plain nuts vaccination I don’t care if my kid gets your kid sick