Behead those who insult Islam, religion of peace reading 20/20 vision
Personal trainers be like: “gimmie ten more” critical condition
Tape surgery doctor asks for a pencil
Professor: 1 out of every 5 of you will develop an anxiety disorder. Me looking at my row: I gotchu fam
The test came back you’re obese, yeah it runs in my family, no one runs in your family doctor trolling
1997: don’t sit too close to the TV, it will damage your eyes. 2017: using VR virtual reality
Drinking alcohol for health reasons: when do you drink water? I’ve never been that sick grandma
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The cells in your body react to everything your mind says, negativity brings your immune system down