2006: I bet in 10 years we’ll cure cancer, inhabit the moon, have world peace. 2016: Don’t Pokemon and drive
When your owner is playing Pokemon GO and having more fun with virtual pets than you sad dog
Come over, my parents aren’t home. I can’t. Why? Snorlax is blocking the road. Pokemon GO
England boss Roy Hodgson earns 35m pounds a year, Iceland boss is a part-time dentist
The worst defeat in our history, England beaten by a country with more volcanoes than professional footballers. Well played Iceland Gary Lineker
No guns allowed, terrorists laughing at the sign before the attack
Me vs bills, haters, shitty job, relationship drama, no money until paycheck Game of Thrones
When you see all your friends having shirtless summer fun but you can’t participate because pizza fat cat