Bitches be 250 lbs named Paige bitch you the whole book
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Creative learning motivators: Twix, Bounty bars after some pages
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Library – because not everything on the internet is true
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Just told a guy talking on his phone in the library to shut up and everyone applauded me so i told them to shut up too
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Each time you open a book and read it a tree smiles knowing theres life after death
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I found no wardrobe to Narnia at age 8, no letter came from Hogwarts when i was 11, I made it to 19 without being raped, Gandalf better be at my door when I’m 50
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Hogwarts degree isn’t worth much these days Harry Potter as airport security worker policeman
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There are two kinds of people: those who use bookmarks and monsters
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