Each time you open a book and read it a tree smiles knowing theres life after death
I found no wardrobe to Narnia at age 8, no letter came from Hogwarts when i was 11, I made it to 19 without being raped, Gandalf better be at my door when I’m 50
Hogwarts degree isn’t worth much these days Harry Potter as airport security worker policeman
There are two kinds of people: those who use bookmarks and monsters
Can I turn in a paper without citing all sources? No. William Shakespeare, Hamlet, Act 3, Scene 1, Line 96
Googling the error message essential book orly
You know you’re a book geek when you still get upset thinking about the library of Alexandria
Blaming the user pocket reference guide book O Rly grumpy cat