Knowing the ending of a story before you read it doesn’t hurt the experience of the story. It actually makes you enjoy the story more. This is called the “spoiler paradox”
A fat woman walked into the shoe store today, she was so fat she had three smaller women orbiting around her. Al Bundy
Pokemon GO: man quits job to become full-time Pokemon hunter. The Guardian
Man goes back into fire to rescue beer TV interview
Khaleesi commands him to find the cure, he invents T-virus instead Sir Jorah Game of Thrones
Fight between Batman and Superman – Batman still wins even if he loses
Girl went to prom in an ambulance, acted like she came to life after her date kissed her. I’m done with this generation
Then the droid does belong to you, I don’t seem to remember ever owning a droid – Obi-Wan Kenobi. Seriously man, after all the shit we’ve been through? R2D2 Star Wars