Money doesn’t matter – rich people. Looks don’t matter – attractive people
What’s your favorite childhood memory? Not paying bills
I’m 1st world poor which means I own a smartphone and expensive laptop so I can go online and check that I have no money in the bank
A society that keeps cures a secret so they can continue to sell medication for huge profits is not a real society but a huge mental asylum
Who did the government buy the earth from? Then why do we pay the government to live here?
What’s your stormtrooper name: first 16 letters of your credit card, last 3 numbers on the back and the date of expiration
50 Cent album sold for fifty cents In da club
Khajit not gay but coin is a coin