What’s your Jewish name? Numbers represent your credit cards PIN
How on earth did we end up paying to live on a planet that didn’t cost a penny to create
When a new game comes out and you gotta ask your parents for money Drake
God, please give me a good reason for me to get up early and go to work. You’re poor
Some people are poor that the only thing they have is money
Money can’t buy happiness but it can buy you a penguin have you ever seen sad person who owns a penguin?
How awesome would it be if airlines had Steam sales? I never planned on going to Nepal but it’s only 40 bucks
Dad can I buy an hour of your time son
If I had a dollar for every time someone spelt my name wrong
If you really think environment is less important try holding your breath while you count your money