He’s like twenty six and still watches cartoons you’re like sixteen and pregnant
I only drink on days that start with the letter t: tuesday thursday today tomorrow tednesday thaturday thunday
7 cardinal rules for life make peace with past smile no one is in charge
Basically single married hungry
When you realize you grew up to be Squidward
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Perfect protection empty wallet socks and sandals moustache
Creative people are easily bored risk takers dream big hate the rules
Things that make me happy music pets pizza coffee you
What being an adult feels like dog walking himself
Please don’t clean up my mess you’ll confuse me and screw up my world