I’m not ISIS I’m a hipster. Giles is battered in anti-jihadi attacks
This is John has 3 school work to deliver 2 tests and dishes to wash. John decided to sleep
Fitness tip: never stop pushing yourself! 8 hours of sleep is enough? why stop there? why not 9? why not 10? strive for greatness! burn your ex’s house down I believe in you
When he’s ugly but he’s in a band so you give him a chance skeleton
You get job so you can afford to have a life then spend all your time at work and end up with no time to live the life you’re working for
Boys never actually grow up their toys just get bigger and more expensive
When you are an atheist and you spend 10 seconds without talking about God
No shave November: expectations, reality
I’m not like most girls all wearing Adidas Allstar shoes
I love a wild friday night in bed watching movie