Cats have 9 lives, you are not a cat, buckle up. Highway sign quote
When you finally catch the vegan who’s been stealing your bananas. Sniper monkey with a rifle
Vodka is my valentine
Fuck the 14th I love you everyday
I could do one year “you get one trillion dollars but you have to pretend to be gay for a year”, bitch I will actively be gay for a year
Me: I’m gonna give that the person I like some space today. Also me: list of things with Patrick
Best friends off the court, sworn enemies on it. Athletes understand. Man playing basketball with a roe
My fangirl life described in one picture: you stayed up all night just to finish that book? No, we finished the whole collection
Being with people being alone
This moment on exam when you know you’re fcked