How does a train eat? It goes chew chew
What’s grey and can’t fly? A parking lot
What’s something that’s red and bad for your teeth? A brick
What’s blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent
Why can’t bicycles stand on their own? They are two tired
I missed you more than a retard misses the point what do you mean
When your boss is always cracking lame jokes but you can’t afford to lose your job
First woman on the moon: Houson we have a problem. What? Never mind, nothing I’m fine
Yo mama is so fat she took a jump in the pool they found water on mars