Why mohammed crossed the road? Because he… silly dog ISIS execution
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I like people whose names tell short stories like John Went. Where’d he go, I don’t know T-Rex
Trying to write a joke that won’t offend anyone on tumblr
Chrysippus an ancient Athenian philosopher died from laughing at one of his own jokes
Bicycle cannot stand on its own, it is two tired
Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calendar? They each got six months
A toothless termite walks into a bar and asks: is the bar tender here?
What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time