Why crows steal? Because they’re black
For Christmas I want a dragon be realistic I want a girlfriend what color dragon
User interface is like a joke if you have to explain it it’s not that good
Lie detector robot joke
Me racist? The only race I hate is the one you have to run
When no one gets your joke throwing golf club
Why did the African 3 year old cry? He was having a mid life crisis
Brain: the joke happened 10 minutes ago, it isn’t funny anymore. Me still laughing Spongebob