What’s something that’s red and bad for your teeth? A brick
What’s blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent
Why can’t bicycles stand on their own? They are two tired
I missed you more than a retard misses the point what do you mean
When your boss is always cracking lame jokes but you can’t afford to lose your job
Who ever said white people can’t jump clearly hasn’t seen footage from 9/11 WTC attacks dinosaur standup awkward
Pokemon GO Egg hack: put your phone in the microwave to simulate walking: 10k = 30 mins, 5 k = 15 mins, 2 k = 7 mins trolling joke