Selling deer dog with a branch on his head sometimes barks but it’s because he is bilingual
Mom: how are your grades this semester? Me: the important thing is that we have our health
This is turtle, they do nothing and live for 150 years. Turtle is smart, be like turtle
Rabbits jump and live 8 years, dogs run and live 15 years, turtles do nothing and live 150 years. Lesson learned
Thanksgiving, shmanksgiving. We both know this is because I slept with your wife rooster
Legend about thirsty crow jar with water rocks
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Parents: stop joking around and grow up, me: look, a hat funny bird
To all hunters who kill animals: you ought to go to store and buy meat that was made there, where no animals were harmed. Quote – remember this person probably drives votes and may have reproduced