Cats will be cats tiger sitting like a cat
How can anyone else find me if I can’t find myself Yeti Sasquatch
I wonder who was the first person to look at a bee hive and think those bastards are hiding something delicious in there and I know it honey
When it’s your day off and you can do anything you want but you just sit there like the piece of shit you are raccoon
Beerbongs and Bentleys met a koala today, kangaroo met Shia LaBeouf today twitter
Copying and pasting from Stack Overflow essential book oreilly
Always use protection when you’re horny – goat with tennis balls on horns
Silly horse face creative drawing on it