When you make plans to be social earlier in the week but when the day comes you’re like a hamster in bed
When you’re the only girl at a party with all dudes gazelle leopards
The mother Trump feeds it’s trumplings a small loan of a million dollars photoshopped
Chicken is better than chick who said she will die for you, chicken actually died for you. Chicken is true love
Did you know ocean gets its saltiness from the tears of misunderstood sharks who just want to cuddle? Hug me
Nat Geo Wld announced very dangerous snake Nokia 3310 snake game
Buy a sheep name, it relation you, now have a relationsheep
Fish with a selfie stick selfish