Call memes

My LinkedIn profile: I typically ask recruiters to point out which of these are pokemon programming languages frameworks
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Ctrl alt del admit it you always call them when you have a problem
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What do you call a person who’s happy on a Monday? unemployed
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I married my stalker this could be us but you keep calling the police
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I called daddy in your phone and it wasn’t your father. Mother angry at her daughter
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What do you call an alligator in a vest? Whatever his name is, No silly an investigator! I would call him Sir
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Her: I really dig guys who are like my dad, Me: *orders 10 beers then ignores her, Her: [calls mom]: I think he’s the one
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Guy in work is called Wayne Bruce he’s known as Manbat probably the best nickname ever
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