Buying used car: what if I told you this vehicle is the Batmobile? Wife: we’re not stupid, Me: hold on Karen, let him finish
When the Mexican at Taco Bell messes up your order you turn into Donald Trump
Microsoft bought Skype for $85 billion dollars. Idiots, they could have downloaded it for free!
In communist Poland every day was black friday queue
Yo Adrian I got us a TV black friday beaten up