This is the type of guy you read about in math problems buying cart full of pineapples
Why did my girlfriend cross the road? To go in the same clothes shop we went in 3 hours ago
H&M koolest kid in the klan white boy hoodie
Cucumber ideal for Valentine’s groceries
Black lives matters protesters shopping mall white girl God damn I love being white
Marxism, other -isms library book store shelves
I can’t wait for the day after Valentine’s day because chocolate will be 50% percent off and that’s the kind of positivity I need
Fidel Castro dies on Black Friday – the most capitalist day of the year