When a sad song comes on in the car and you look out the window and pretend you’re in a music video sad dog
Dad sing me a song from your generation. OK, *clears throat* ONE PUNCH
Woman accused of attacking her husband with several of his guitars. First offender? She replied: no first a Gibson, second a Fender
Roses are red, violets are blue, garlic bread, Blink 182
They finally know where to put their earphones cartoon characters
Why the hell would you take engineering courses if you know they’re hard? Too young, too dumb to realize
Her: I really love Coldplay and Taylor Swift. Him *trying to think of something to impress her*: I’m basic and have no music taste too
I have a new black metal band. Really? What’s it called? Faggot