What’s your favorite childhood memory? Not paying bills
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I’m 1st world poor which means I own a smartphone and expensive laptop so I can go online and check that I have no money in the bank
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A society that keeps cures a secret so they can continue to sell medication for huge profits is not a real society but a huge mental asylum
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Me in 10 years, cashier: your bill is $20.20 dollars, me: flashbacks from coronavirus memes dog
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Payment method Visa, MasterCard, toilet paper coronavirus memes
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What’s your stormtrooper name: first 16 letters of your credit card, last 3 numbers on the back and the date of expiration
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When you work at a bank and 2 guys with masks come in but they’re just robbing the place Robert Downey Jr relief
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2020 stonks calendar: January face mask, February hand sanitizer, March toilet paper, April coffin companies Spongebob
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