HGTV be like: I work part time at daycare, my husband breeds salamanders our budget 1.3 million
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Girls I don’t pay for my drugs I always get them free those same girls with wood in their mouth
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When the quarantine ends divorce lawyers and barber rich
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Evolution of parasites banker
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My debit card is starting to feel more like a gift card not sure how much is on this but we’ll give it a try
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Making one dollar bill look like four dollars tipping tip
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We’ve got Pepsi instead of Coke, is that OK? I don’t know, is Monopoly money OK? In a restaurant
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The ring she wants – wedding ring, the rings I want – Audi, the rings I can afford – onion rings
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