Pour boiled water, drop tea bag, let it cool down, forget you made tea
Why do every mom texts like this typing with one finger only
Resist capitalism she wrote it on an iPhone Steve Jobs
I’m so tired stays up till 3 in the morning for no reason
When you try to stay healthy but your demons still haunt you. Planet fitness logo McDonalds logo shadow
Don’t eat past 10 you’ll get fat shovels food into mouth at 9:58
Formaldehyde casualdehyde
Tom and Jerry had the realest beef of all time never said a word it was just on sight