How I feel picking the next president – Lays flavours: orange juice & toothpaste, couch, onion and banana juice, haggis and watermelon, diet mountain dew, pepperoni dogfart
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Refugees on a boat to Europe, deporting money from Europe to Panama drawing
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Girl went to prom in an ambulance, acted like she came to life after her date kissed her. I’m done with this generation
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Hi I’m vegan The Walking Dead
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A photographer took pictures of people before and after he shouted Allahu Akbar: Trump, Putin, Obama, Merkel, Pope Francis, Farage
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There are two types of guys: it’s kind of cold, well here take my jacket, I love you. I’m cold too, well damn Jackie I can’t control the weather
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When you realise it’s the first day of Spring and Winter is finally over crying
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Buying used car: what if I told you this vehicle is the Batmobile? Wife: we’re not stupid, Me: hold on Karen, let him finish
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