Your alarm is set for 2 hours and 17 minutes from now Spongebob
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PE teacher: alright we’re gonna do nice slow jog around the track, that athletic kid running fast
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Julian in a car that flips his drink remains untouched Trailer park boys
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Me, parents, the doctor: it’s just a cough, Google: goodbye my friend
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When you fight through all the tech support and have to face the final boss India
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The first cell that underwent mitosis must have been like
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Sorry your password must contain a capital letter two numbers a symbol an inspiring message a spell
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When you get your burrito back and they didn’t fold it properly it’s made of paper it’s your midterm you failed
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