When you get your burrito back and they didn’t fold it properly it’s made of paper it’s your midterm you failed
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When your alarm goes off and you’re contemplating whether you really need the job cat wrapped in blankets
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How to fix something: say let’s have a look, describe the brokenness, break it a bit more, say nah it’s broken, place hands on hips
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I hate people who can go to sleep as soon as they shut their eyes that shit takes me 3 hours 700 position changes and a sacrafice to the gods
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Being that twat of the family is a hard job but someone’s got to do it
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I thought I was in a bad mood but it’s been a few years now so I guess this is just who I am
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When youre drunk af and start making friends with everyone dog dolphins
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That face you pull after that first sip of tea Prince Harry
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