Fidel Castro dies on Black Friday – the most capitalist day of the year
Forrest Gump getting a medal in 1968 Tom Hanks getting a medal from Obama in 2016
It’s not Christmas until I see Hans Gruber fall from Nakatomi tower
Horror movies don’t scare me, five missed calls from my mom scares me
When the Council of Elders cuts off your supply of children to sacrifice to Moloch and your human suit starts decomposing. Hillary Clinton
When you start to look like your boss Hillary Clinton George Soros
Obama and Trump both look like two kids whose mothers forced them to apologize to each other
Why did Hillary Clinton lose? Because she didn’t get enough votes, that’s what I reckon Jeremy Clarkson