Being 28 in 2016: I’m not ready for a relationship. In 1816: I have 13 kids. In 1000 BC: I lived a good life thrice I ate a berry and once a pear
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2006: let me pick a snazzy new ringtone for when people call me. 2016: let me put my phone on silent so I don’t have to know when people call me
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Food lines in Venezuela prove socialism is just like Disneyland
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Chicken in 30 degrees compared to chicken in 5 degrees hen comparison
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4chan can find Shia LaBouf using seagull locations and wood patterns but the cops can’t find someone who streams murder and has their phone
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Police finding a gram vs finding a killer who’s been asking to be caught all day Cleveland Scooby Doo
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2016 vs 2090 honey I found a pic of your grandmother comparison fail
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What makes sex not rape? Consent. What makes a job not slavery? Consent. What makes a transaction not robbery? Consent. What makes taxation not theft? Magical fairy dust
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