If a dishwasher wore pants would it wear them like this or this woman trolling
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One way to safely use the ATM: two huge dogs guarding
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How to make a joke that doesn’t offend anyone volume 1 huge book
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Dead man but you’re still coming to work right
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Three our of four marriages fail. If you were going skydiving would you still jump?
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Self help: how to stop time – kiss, travel in time – read, escape time – music, feel time – write, release time – breathe
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I push objects off shelves while looking my human in the eyes cat
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They start out as just a potamus hippopotamus
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