What is better than hearing “I love you”? That krrr sound the ATM makes when withdrawing money
Pre drinks aren’t even pre drinks, they’re just the stage of drinks where you get absolutely smashed in order to save money when out
My nephew is turning 4 today but since money is tight we just not gonna tell him
We’ve got Pepsi instead of Coke, is that OK? I don’t know, is Monopoly money OK?
When you get your tax return and start spending your money on stupid shit dog bought a painting of himself
When you realize you spent all your money on armor so you have to defend the fort with a potato
You all too old to be talking about April Fools day it’s April 1st hope you all got that money rent
Doing your taxes on April Fools day seems like a perfectly legitimate way to defraud the government
Livin la vida broka
Owner of the restaurant told him to get out cause he don’t have money bum pulled hundreds and shoved one in his hat