When you’re a DJ on a budget kitchen mixer
Gasoline under 1 euro dollar per liter. This is something I haven’t seen for a long time Obi-Wan Kenobi
For a million dollars would you live here for 1 year without TV and internet? Wilderness house
Free hugs vs deluxe hugs $2 dollars
I could do one year “you get one trillion dollars but you have to pretend to be gay for a year”, bitch I will actively be gay for a year
If I had a dollar for every time someone spelled my name wrong: pile of cash money
Plastic pennies set of 100 for 3 dollars 49 cents
Stop being poor Paris Hilton shirt quote
When I say I’m broke it doesn’t mean I have $0 dollars, it just means I have responsibilities to handle first before spending it on dumb shit
When you thought you had a couple hundred dollars but your remaining balance says $4 dollars