Heterochromia girl different eyes
I’m not fat I’m just big boned
Antisocial woman pretends to be blind for 28 years so she wouldn’t have to greet people
Doctor: how bad do you wanna know the test results? Girl: I’m dying to know. Doctor: what a coincidence
Very suspicious supermarket name sign
Doctors strike
Hey kids, want some liver transplantation? Mushroom toadstool
Doctor: now I have to inform you there’s only a 50% percent chance of surviving this procedure. Kid: let’s do it twice then