Friends are like snowflakes if you pee on them they will disappear
I hope we’re friends until we die then I hope we stay ghost friends and scare the shit out of people
When you wanna hang out with people but you’re perpetual self doubt makes you feel like you’re not really part of the group and they just tolerate you Kermit frog
If a friendship lasts longer than 7 years then you are no longer just friends, you are gay
My relationships with friends I love you just saying that because I gave you food
If a friendship lasts longer than 7 years it will last a lifetime
My russian friend visited me yesterday. Vladiszlav? Baby don’t hurt me
My friends treat me like God. They ignore my existence and only talk to me when they need something