When your doctor tells you to chill on lifting I’m an animal and last time I checked you’re not a vet
That ankward moment when deer have a better love life than you
If I had an iguana I’d call it Harry then I could whisper to it you’re a lizard Harry
Some days it’s hard to find motivation some days motivation finds you
Because sometimes you need a rainbow butterfly unicorn kitten
We all have that one friend that is stick thin but eats like an elephant
He’s collecting parts for his spaceship so he can go to otter space
You may not take my stuffed animal good day sir I said good day