Mother memes

I need to talk about my inner life. Husband to wife with a crying kid
When your mom thinks you’re on drugs but you’re actually just contemplating the next inevitable financial crisis and also you’re on drugs
When your mom is beating you and all of a sudden you got visitors birds
Why does every mum still do this? As if I’m incapable of pushing a trolley at my age
When your mom tells you that you’re a handsome young man
Hey Jennifer stay away from my anabolic steroids, shut up mom
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The only reason I’m fat is because every time I sleep with your mom she makes me a sandwich fat kid
This mum does not trust her son: take a picture with a fork in your hair to prove you’re home. Could have taken that yesterday