Mom memes

Hey Jennifer stay away from my anabolic steroids, shut up mom
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The only reason I’m fat is because every time I sleep with your mom she makes me a sandwich fat kid
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This mum does not trust her son: take a picture with a fork in your hair to prove you’re home. Could have taken that yesterday
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When mum says she hasn’t sat down all day but we all know she has
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My wife hates being embarrassed so we suprised her at the airport “welcome back from prison mom”
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Me: mentions a girls name for the second time, my mom already planning wedding
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Mom: just eat your food it’s not that hot. The food hot as Scarlett Johansson
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When you asked your mum to stop for food and she actually said yes happy cat
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