Dates memes

The only dates I get are updates software
*Goes on a date*, *looks around*, um so will the dog in your profile pic be joining us?
Update to Windows 10, please wait. Car dashboard notice
Come taste our beers until your tinder date looks like their profile picture sign
Girl on a first tinder date starting pack: knife hidden in a pencil, comb & lipstick
Do you think this is a fucking choice? Windows 10 update
It’s ok to have sex with a guy on the first date, just make sure you say things like “oh my God, I never do this” so he knows you’re a liar too
What’s your stormtrooper name: first 16 letters of your credit card, last 3 numbers on the back and the date of expiration