Do you guys know where I could get one of these gold necklaces with the T on it? That’s a cross. Across from where?
Photographing something you want to show everyone: males, females in front of object
If her house doesn’t smell like breakfast or cleaning products by 9:30 am on a Saturday don’t wife her. Period.
Reasons hes not texting you girl staring at an old phone with no screen
Reasons my wife is crying handwritten list
Girl’s eyebrows looking like BMX kicker
Teacher looking exactly like a pink highlighter
Batman Joker: come on hit me, I can’t hit a girl, I’m not a girl, you are using lipstick you are a girl