Keanu Reeves rap album parental advisory explicit content
Kid reaching for the stars: I want to be Michael Jordan when I grow up, to achieve it I need to: 1. get bigger, 2. shave my head, 3. be black
For every cigarette you smoke God takes hour away from your life and gives it to Keith Richards
Work until you no longer have to introduce yourself Keanu Reeves
Who would win? A damn sandle vs Adam Sandler
When your mother asks you where all your faith in God went science evolution
Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Don’t teach man to fish and feed yourself. He’s a grown man and fishing’s not that hard. Ron Swanson
What if April Fools is really on April 2nd and we have been April fooled all this time? Conspiracy Keanu meme