Donald Trump one like and I’ll bomb Iran, likes his post, say no more
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People on snapchat: snorting cocaine, people on facebook: super polite
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Me hungover eating breakfast, my mom telling the history of alcoholism in our family baby Yoda Keanu Reeves
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Me waiting for the phone to stop ringing so I can text you and ask you what you want
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How it feels to listen to podcast eating ice-cream with advertisement
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Donald Trump when you’re stalking someone and accidentally like their post
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How to make a joke that doesn’t offend anyone volume 1 huge book
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Fcking normies leave reee mad frogs
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