What is your ISIS name? Month day you were born: goat fckr
When you have nothing to talk about on a first date Donald Trump Barack Obama meeting
Melania Trump someone please help me written on her voting card Donald Trump USA elections
Failure to find a sexual partner is now a disability says World Health Organisation WHO
Her: come thru. Me: a hurricane is about to hit. Her: my parents already evacuated, I’m home alone… Single car driving on a highway
I think I’m in love with you. You mean as friends? Every single line of dialogue in this movie is a masterpiece Juno
When your girlfriend chooses the movie bored dog
Current relationship status: empty side of bed The Simpsons