Dog puppy mirror in the wall who is the gooddest boy of them all? You. Omgosh
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Frodo: me hey what’s morse code for “s”? Friend: … All right then keep your secrets
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Elon Musk: should I run for president? Earth in 4 years like from the future
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Went out dressed as a chicken last night and got with a girl who was dressed as an egg a life long question was answered: it was the chicken
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Cat how long have you been working? 10 years, so you have lots of money? Sad crying
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Emergency question: where can I keep a baby goat I impulsively bought? This is a joke, right? This is Billy
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Bill Gates never studied medicine but has all the answers for Covid-19 coronavirus
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What’s upstairs? Unfortunately the stairs don’t talk literally
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