Do you also have veins in your arm? No, my blood travels by bluetooth
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Your greatest weakness? Interpreting semantics of a question but ignoring the pragmatics. Could you give an example? Yes, I could
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Interviewer: any experience operating heavy machinery? Guy: does your mom count? Interviewer: lmao you’re hired
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Are you okay son? Yes don’t worry black thoughts
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Netflix are you still there? Someone’s daughter covered in white substance
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Give me one reason why any civilian needs access to something like this photo camera equipment looking like machine gun
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Vim how do you exit this bus?
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Morgan Freeman what if we used hundred 100% percent of the brain? Original meme
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